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Definitely not your grandma’s Sears

June 23, 2010

Well, unless she bitches about grampa’s skiddies in his tighty-whiteys that is.  I’m actually a little shocked to see these for sale at sears.com. Dollar Store? Sure, but Sears?

Here, in all its glory is the ‘soiled brief safe’:

(Image brazenly borrowed from http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM217612453P)
Perfect for at home or on the road. Just make sure you pick up the right pair to go rummaging around in.

Wait, I see a whole line – hide your earrings in a fake used tampon, and tuck your important docs into a soiled diaper ‘safe’ too. For the older more incontinent crowd the adult diaper safe…

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One Comment leave one →
  1. June 24, 2010 12:49 pm

    I’m ordering them RIGHT NOW.

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