Last 2 year old comic standing

Overheard:

Hubby: ‘I one the sandbox’

V: ‘I eated the sandbox**!’ *cracks up*

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V: ‘Knock, knock’

Hubby: ‘Who’s there?’

V: ‘Strawberry!’ *dissolves into giggles*

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V: ‘Knock, knock’

Hubby: ‘Who’s there?’

V: ‘Apple!’ *crazy laughter*

(c’mon, ‘orange you glad I didn’t say banana’ will only get you so far!)

**sorry if I ruined this joke for you, but honestly, it’s old as dirt what do you mean you haven’t heard it before?