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Goodbye 2010, you bitch.

December 31, 2010

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Sure, you started off all full of hope and promise and cheer. There was my brother’s wedding in Jamaica (lovingly timed to coincide with my 40th birthday. I highly recommend pirate parties on the beach when one turns 40).

Spring brought the excitement of IVF, the hope, the dreams, the positive pregnancy test…then the bitchslap of the miscarriage that wouldn’t end.

In May you killed my cat. Oh, and you decided that I no longer needed to hear from my mother and V didn’t need to have her grandmother in her life.

I think you got bored in June, you brought an ‘end’ to the miscarriage that wouldn’t end. You were toying with me again in July, it started off well, I attended BOLO and met some amazing Ottawa tweeps and bloggers, and for that I’m so very thankful. I love the community and the people I’ve chatted with and met this year. But then you ended the month with lung infections for the whole family, skank.

August you turned up the douche-baggery and decided that miscarriage that won’t end redux was in order. Thanks for the effed up hormones and the D&C.

September and October you decided that my work life needed to get in on the action, so I spent my time prepping for a Threat and Risk Assessment. Oh, and then, you whore, you decided that my dog needed to die too. October can kiss my ass.

November you were quiet. I think maybe all the mustaches had you distracted. December? Well, my cutie-pie turned 3, depression nearly crushed me, Christmas sucked ass, oh and to top it off? My mother decided that was the night to call me and tell me she wanted my shit out of her house. Just mine. Not my brother’s or sister’s, but my sewing machine and wedding dress are clearly fucking up her feng shui. Thanks for ending the estrangement. I survived what should have been my due date, and now I just want to shut the door on this whole damn debacle of a year. But thanks for the parting sinus infection, it was just the icing on the cake.

I can’t do much about you now 2010, but 2011 consider yourself warned, I’m gonna kick your ass.

18 Comments leave one →
  1. December 31, 2010 2:48 pm

    Love you..lots

  2. December 31, 2010 2:50 pm

    Wowza. I want to kick 2010’s ass for you even if it means doing some kind of time traveling. Asshat!
    2011 is going to be a great year for everyone, hopefully without us all beating on it until it screams mercy.
    Happy New Year!! *hug*

  3. December 31, 2010 2:53 pm

    Looks like 2011 has some cleaning up to do! Best wishes for the New Year!

  4. December 31, 2010 3:18 pm

    2010 was a horrible year all the way around. I’m sorry. Fingers crossed for the next one?

  5. December 31, 2010 4:31 pm

    Wow that is one asshole of a year for sure. I sincerely hope that things look better for you in 2011.

    Regarding the Ottawa community, it was a true pleasure meeting you this year.

  6. Deb permalink
    December 31, 2010 7:02 pm

    Well shit, I thought my year sucked! Here’s to saying bye-bye to the bitch! Fingers and toes crossed for 2011 – it has a lot of work to do. XO

  7. Jennerknit permalink
    December 31, 2010 11:44 pm

    You go! Have a kick ass 2011. We love you lots!!!

  8. January 1, 2011 2:04 pm

    Geez that sounds horrible!! Thank god it’s over!! I’ m sending you 2011 is going to rock vibes!!!

  9. January 2, 2011 3:31 am

    2010 sucked- but I have hope for 2011.

  10. January 2, 2011 10:58 am

    I thought 2010 was hard on me!
    Hugs to you, here’s to a kinder gentler year in 2011!

  11. January 2, 2011 7:20 pm

    So sorry you had to endure that hellish year. Hoping all that strength you obviously have gets put into much happier and successful projects in 2011. Wishing you great health and much happiness.

  12. January 2, 2011 9:40 pm

    Oh, lady. I’m so, so sorry for all of this. Sending big, fat, squooshy bewbie hugs & love.

  13. neeroc permalink*
    January 4, 2011 12:35 am

    Thank you to everyone, your support and comments and hugs mean so much. I’m that much more resolved to kick 2011’s ass!

  14. Karen permalink
    January 4, 2011 7:41 am

    I’m so glad I met you this year. You’re such an awesome person and deserve much better than this. Here’s to a better 2011. Seriously, we’ll all help beat this year up for you. 🙂

  15. Jen permalink
    January 5, 2011 3:12 pm

    2011 better watch the fuck out for Correen. That’s all I’m sayin’.

    That and ((hugs)).

    • neeroc permalink*
      January 5, 2011 5:19 pm

      Thanks Jen, hugs are much appreciated.


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