No wonder my hair is grey

Me: Do you want to do swimming lessons or gymnastics?

V: Piano!

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Me: Do you want your bread cut into 2 or 4 pieces?

V: 5 please!

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Me (handing her 2 quarters from my dresser): ‘Go put this in your piggy bank’

V: ‘This is for gas’ (runs off to living room and hops on ride-on car)

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V: I want a brother/sister

Me: Mommy and Daddy are trying, but we might not be able to give you one…

V: You can do it!

(Thanks for the optimism kid)

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V: (holding my face in her hands) ‘Munchkin. Look at me. You’re a looney-tic’

(Cracks me up every time)

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V: ‘Daddy put a closet on top of the van!’ (referring to our new ski storage box.)