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Healthy food for all

April 10, 2012

Earlier today I was looking for a quick snack to fill in between breakfast and lunch when I spied this:

Mmm quinoa. I love quinoa! Hand me some of that!

Good start, so I’ll keep reading. Oh look, it gets even better – wheat-free, corn-free, soy-free and gluten free! I don’t need any of that, but it can’t hurt, and doesn’t it sort of imply they’ve taken great care when making it?

And a yummy Vanilla Mint Flavor on top of it all!

It just keeps getting better! It’s even an antioxidant. Or is that that it contains antioxidants? Whatever:

Waaait a minute! What's that to the right of the little oval? Let me take a look at that package!

What the hell?

Lifestyle treats for dogs? What, exactly, is a dog’s lifestyle? Licking one’s self and rolling in the nearest smelly pile? Seems a plain old milkbone and whatever scraps can be stolen from the table fit right in there. It’s a sad, sad day when I find out that some hipster dogs, right here in my very own city, have snacks healthier than my lunch. And a ‘lifestyle’ to boot!

2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 11, 2012 12:33 pm

    LOL! I was already drooling and waiting to see where I could buy them for myself!

  2. April 15, 2012 8:38 am

    After spending all day licking your butt, who wouldn’t want a yummy vanilla minty flavor snack? Also, your dog may like it. 😉

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